yo-slimdickens:

clangingandbanging:

bigeisamazing:

geekscoutcookies:

buzzfeedpolitics:

Chicago man tells Obama: “Don’t touch my girlfriend.”

Lmaooo

on this weeks episode of when keepin it real goes wrong

Barack “Mr. Cuff Yo Chick” Obama.

0-💯 Nigga real quick ,

hazeldeeznuts:

snerkflerks:

sleeping-horizontally:

holdingmythoughtsinmyheart:

what a beautiful person

And to the introverted theatre kids, public speakers with social anxiety, and florists with allergies. 

Somewhere in the distance, Beethoven’s ghost is applauding.

my love for this post reaches no limits

hazeldeeznuts:

snerkflerks:

sleeping-horizontally:

holdingmythoughtsinmyheart:

what a beautiful person

And to the introverted theatre kids, public speakers with social anxiety, and florists with allergies. 

Somewhere in the distance, Beethoven’s ghost is applauding.

my love for this post reaches no limits

(Source: existential-pumpkin)

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misandry-mermaid:

karengilian:

misscherrylikesitdirty:

I think I might have broken my finger reblogging this. 

EVERYONE TAKE A MINUTE TO JUST APPRECIATE THE FACT THAT DONALD GLOVER EXISTS AND KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK IS UP

He’s done and said some fucked up shit but this joke was on point.

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somepotternerd:

Hagrid Hagrid Potter, you were named after the onLY GUY IN MY LIFE WHO LOOKED OUT FOR ME WITH ZERO ULTERIOR MOTIVES HE LITERALLY JUST CARED ABOUT ME BECAUSE HE WAS A GENUINELY NICE PERSON AND HE DESERVES SOME RECOGNITION FOR THAT

YESSS!!!!

zackisontumblr:

*plans life around having a rich significant other*

(Source: blue-soul)

Guy in my class:Sir, what if we had a gay P.E. teacher? That'd be bad because he'd be looking at all the guys in shorts.
Teacher:You're assuming that all gay teachers are pedophiles.
Guy:Well...yeah.
Teacher:Carl I absolutely promise you that NO ONE in this school wants to have sex with you

elegancea:

If someone calls you ‘ugly’ have a good comeback and say ‘excuse me, I am not a mirror’. 

ballet-every-day:

thenextfamous:

coltonwestdance:

kingdomoftheballerino:

Zhao Wan Ting
San Francisco Ballet corps

okay but come on she’s not even on pointe. this is sooo easy. how the fuck

how the hell does your leg touch your arm like good freakin night

CORPS DE BALLET

ballet-every-day:

thenextfamous:

coltonwestdance:

kingdomoftheballerino:

Zhao Wan Ting

San Francisco Ballet corps

okay but come on she’s not even on pointe. this is sooo easy. how the fuck

how the hell does your leg touch your arm like good freakin night

CORPS DE BALLET

(Source: silly-puppy)